Arkansas outlaws pizza; Zach Braff and Donald Faison fight back
Arkansas state legislators flocked to the state house to vote on a bill outlawing pizza statewide. Governor Asa Hutchinson immediately signed the Religious Freedom from Pizza Act (RFPA) into law. The...
View ArticleKim Kardashian finally understands that Armenia and Armani are two different...
Kim schools the Armenian government in fashion. It’s been a week of international mystery for Kim Kardashian as she has struggled with the harsh fact that Armenia, the country, and Armani, the Italian...
View ArticleAnti-Gay Oklahoma lawmaker vows to be repeatedly sodomized to protest gay...
Oklahoma City – Traditional marriage advocate, State Representative Noah Newley, promised his church, his God, and his family that he will be sodomized daily until gay marriage is illegal in all fifty...
View Article2016 Presidential Hopefuls
The presidential election cycle is in full gear. A gaggle of nominees will be invading New Hampshire and Iowa seeking our adoration, our votes, and our collective gullibility. We here at The Random...
View ArticleConservative fathers’ heads explode while explaining Caitlyn Jenner
Cambridge, MA The Theological Institute of Technology (T.I.T.) released a landmark study today that conclusively shows that socially conservative fathers have an 83% chance of having their heads...
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